Who is Jordan, you ask?

Having noticed that Jordan never posted the revealing results of her signature analysis, I thought I would post them for her. Do you want to know exactly what kind of person Jordan is? You are about to learn! (As long as you can look past the many typos in this oh-so-professionally-done signature analysis.)

"You are likely to be a generally well balanced person having a sense of direction and self control.

"From this sample of handwriting it appears that you have a smooth flowing and rhythmic aptitude. [What exactly does that mean? -BSD]

"You are an intense person with a lot of vitality and a zestful, exuberant attitude and enough energies to meet your general requirements.

"The writer feels more comfortable keeping their thoughts to themselves and not sharing their opinions unless they really need to. [This is the point at which we knew this was bogus. We had our suspicions earlier, but here we were sure. -BSD]

"Money will always come to you, it may be not as much as you would like, but sufficient.

"Impulsiveness often leads you to blurt things out with little thought for the consequences, expressing your emotions to easily and freely. [How does this not contradict two items earlier?! -BSD]

"Signature Analysis performed on Brighton Pier, England. 7 Apr 2007"

So there you go: now you all know my wife as well as I do, and all because she paid £2.50 and signed her name on a piece of paper. And for all of you who are still trying to sort out your own identity, you should come for a visit! While you're here, you can visit the pier and know thyself after all.